Q:Why do some confessions take longer than three weeks to be posted?
Because sometimes people go on a spree and submit like twenty confessions about one person and I have to figure out a way to spread them out so as not to turn this blog into a confessions blog for just one person.
Similarly, I try to get some variety and mix some confessions around. Reading “I want [x’]s dick in my ass” on all the confessions of a day gets a bit boring.
All confessions will get posted (if they are within the rules) though! And it’s okay to give me a nudge from time to time because it could always be that the ask box ate it. Which, apparently, happens more often than it should but that’s not a problem I can do anything about.
Q:This blog makes me vomit.
[You missed a word there, that’s okay, I fixed it for you:]